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[01 Jun 2010|02:16am]
It was a good weekend, even though my liver is probably shot and going to work hungover was the least fun thing I've done since college finals that whole half a semester I went. Oh, and it resulted in me getting my hand stuck while trying to dislodge a ball and a few of my fingers are now sprained. Also not fun. On the bright side, my nephew is turning five and I'm planning him a superheroes birthday. Tell me I'm not the coolest fucking uncle ever.

No more typing, my hand hurts like a son of a bitch.
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[30 Apr 2010|03:08am]
'Sup?
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[18 Apr 2010|10:39pm]
Good: Being hit on at Bowled Over. A lot.

Bad: ... Not always being hit on by women.

Good: Left over pizza right before bed on a night of heavy drinking.

Bad: No Advil the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Good: Discovering an extra 20 bucks in one pocket.

Bad: Discovering that's all you got and your wallet is MIA.

Good: Locating your wallet (a half hour of panic later and in your fridge...?) and finding some hastily scrawled numbers in there.

Bad: One of the numbers being signed 'Big G' therefore scaring you out of calling any of them because seriously, who the fuck was Big G?

So. Last night was a toss up.

Who's up for round two next weekend?
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[info]youarehere / contact! / aim: naturally nolan [05 Apr 2010|02:40pm]
And it's kind of funny, the way we're wearing anchors on our shirts when being anchored aboard just feels like a curse. My mind is a safe and if I keep it, we all get rich. My body is an orphanage, we take everyone in. )
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